The Girlie Girl Originals Women’s Mustard Wears Turquoise Graphic T-Shirt says it plainly and with personality. Set against a warm mustard cotton backdrop, a turquoise cross necklace accents the scripted words “Wears Turquoise, Loves Jesus, Avoids People.” Designed in a traditional fit, it’s equal parts faith-filled and tongue-in-cheek, letting others know exactly where you stand—no small talk required.